edmond dantes
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The Watchtower Org. made Jehovah sad.
by edmond dantes inthe governing body of the jehovah witnesses have made jehovah very sad ahrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. who liked the watchtower organisation affiliated to the u.n. jehovah or satan?
satan of course -------------- very good answer .. who liked the watchtower corporation having a libarary membership card at the un ?
satan of course---------------------- another good answer.. for answering correctly all the governing can now go on a bike ride yipeeee !.
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Honda make Jehovah sad.
by edmond dantes inbreaking news:.
the honda motor corporation make jehovah sad.. honda's online brochure describes the latest civic has having "magic seats" and are innovative.. jehovah's earthly representatives are expected to call for an early boycott of all new civics because satan loves magic and jehovah does not, no way.. sparlock the new spokesperson for the devil has described the latest unfolding events and seats as significant..
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Dead God
by edmond dantes inif god decided to kill himself how would we know ?.
has god terminated his existence already and we don't realise it ?.
horrible things have been happening to the human race and other creatures for so long how can we tell the difference whether god is alive or dead?.
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Rewriting J. Witness mistakes.
by edmond dantes inif the governing body could turn back time and do a rewrite or change their past teachings what would be their top priority ?.
would they have to eliminate everything and start again?.
any one want to tell them what to shred before forensics arrive?.
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Which generation do you belong to ?
by edmond dantes inask a witness which generation do you belong to and see if they really know how to answer.. i have decided that every time i hear a true definition of the meaning of a generation i will post it here just to reinforce the true meaning just in case a stray jw happens to look in on here.. yesterday evening i was watching an antiques programme on the television and under discussion was a very well made baby high chair from about the nineteen thirties and the approximate date of manufacture and the length of time it had been in the family.
the expert then went on to confim how old it was and in doing so said that considering who first purchased the chair and the length of a generation that it was from the thirties and went on to say that we consider a generation to be about 25 years.. that is a truer definition of a generation than a watchtower definition.. .
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mankinds hope
by edmond dantes inafter the horrendous events in japan isn't it time that the human race wakes up to the fact that we are on our own and the sooner we put more effort into discovering how the universe and everything in it really works and get answers as to the how and why the sooner we can look after ourselves because god doesn't appear to be giving us much reason for having faith in him..
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JWs in UK appealing for charity donations for beds
by edmond dantes inwhile the watchtower leaders smugly bury their glorious leaders and eulogise about their dedication to jehovah i.e.
watchtower publishing company , their brothers and sisters of the lower order in the uk are begging for charitable donations through the jah jireh care home home site.. it seems as if some of the millions who will never die are now doing just that and are in need of urgent help because armageddon or cloud cuckoo land as it is known to the sane, refuses to show up.. maybe the past w/t presidents who have reached their sell by dates residing in the heavenly realm can speed things up a little.. if you would like to make a donation go to the jah jireh website and check out the latest news..
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Was Moses upset by the Isralites staring at his rod
by edmond dantes inin the hebrew scriptures numbers 21; 8. moses was told to make a graven image which when stared at would be an antidote to snake bite.
then it seems god became jealous because the people began to worship moses's pole .
so the word went out to forget the previous order , it was then a case of as you were.
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Did Jesus go to Weight Watchers or have a double ?
by edmond dantes ini don't mean a double whiskey either.. according to the memorial invitation lealet this year and depictions in recent wathtowers jesus is not the jesus of twelve months or even several months ago.
is it my imagination or has jesus been to weight watchers ?
i must say he looks much leaner in the face even gaunt and it can't be the trauma of his arrest because he didn't seem to have weight loss previously when he was tried.. i have a theory that maybe the governing body is getting ready to tells us that jesus had a double and that the reason he showed up after his death was due to the fact that it was his look- alike who was impaled.
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Me and crippled soldiers
by edmond dantes infirst let me tell you in case you don't know i am british.. for years i have listened to merle haggard songs , american country songs and singers i like, but merle in particular.
just before christmas i discovered one that i had not heard before and it goes by the title me and crippled soldiers.
you guys fom the states will probably have heard it many times before.